WHEN U SEE UR TEACHERS IN RANDOM PLACES
you mean like when you just open a box of cereal and find your geography teacher nestled in amongst your corn flakes or when you look out the window and your science teacher is just sat on the swing set in your neighbour’s garden
WOULD THE PERSON WHO JUST SET OFF A DAMN FIREWORK IN MY NEIGHBOR KINDLY CONTAIN YOUR EFFERVESCENT PATRIOTISM UNTIL FRIDAY WHEN THE REST OF THE COUNTRY VOLUNTARILY BLOWS SHIT UP
I’M GOING TO CORRECT THAT TO “NEIGHBORHOOD”
PEOPLE ARE NOT SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IN THEIR NEIGHBORS
THAT IS MURDER
Some call me … Tim.
OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.
If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart
(im an idiot)
this is the most important video on the tumblrMy favorite part is the lady in the background NOT NOTICING ANYTHING
that lady is my mother and 1000% used to my bullshit.